Before and After
puberty you made it right
I’LL TAKE WHATEVER THEY’RE TAKING.
hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.
Cmon guys 6 notes are you kidding me this is like the funniest thing that ever happened in my life.
You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.
Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)
21st century circlejerk
Glad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride
That is the way to recover
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes